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Dear Sadie:
squeaky toy, or perhaps a nice warm sweater. She’s been a good girl all year and I want to
get her something special. What would you recommend?
Signed,
Santa’s Helper
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Dear Helper,
Some girls may desire a Hilfinger sweater and others may covet a pair of Prada shoes and yet others
may want some fragrant Coco Chanel. If it were up to me, I’d take some Tyson or some Purdue or some
Jeannie-O – I’m taking CHICKEN! Tyson wings and Purdue thighs and some Jeannie-O boneless
breasts! My designers all had feathers at one point. Now they are fryers, broilers or roasters. Yum yum
chicken. I can’t think of a better gift that will tell your good girl you love and appreciate her than chicken.
P. S, if you think chicken is not a good choice then my second choice would be . . CHICKEN.
squeaky toy, or perhaps a nice warm sweater. She’s been a good girl all year and I want to
get her something special. What would you recommend?
Signed,
Santa’s Helper
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Dear Helper,
Some girls may desire a Hilfinger sweater and others may covet a pair of Prada shoes and yet others
may want some fragrant Coco Chanel. If it were up to me, I’d take some Tyson or some Purdue or some
Jeannie-O – I’m taking CHICKEN! Tyson wings and Purdue thighs and some Jeannie-O boneless
breasts! My designers all had feathers at one point. Now they are fryers, broilers or roasters. Yum yum
chicken. I can’t think of a better gift that will tell your good girl you love and appreciate her than chicken.
P. S, if you think chicken is not a good choice then my second choice would be . . CHICKEN.